Adult version of Greased Lightning

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Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by Karanight » Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:48 am

Does anyone know where I can get the adult version of Greased Lightning
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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by Karanight » Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:07 am

I gather no one knows
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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by DeusExMachina » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:06 am

What constitutes the "adult version"?

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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by Karanight » Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:00 am

It's a parody thats a bit rude
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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by DeusExMachina » Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:45 am

If the music is essentially the same, why not just use the backing track for a standard version, and redo the lyrics using KTP/Producer, or some other karaoke creation application?

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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by Karanight » Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:00 am

I've been thinking that but I don't know the words and I'm crap at writing song words. I'll have to find someone who can write it for me
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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by DeusExMachina » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:37 am

Can't you just do a lyric search online? Then you can cut and paste them into the creator app you use.

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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by DeusExMachina » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:30 am

Oh wait, you mean the ACTUAL lyrics (as opposed to the dumbed down one)? Here:

Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's a grease lightning (Grease lightning)

We'll get some overhead lifters and four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
Fuel injection cutoffs and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get her ready, i'll kill to get her ready)
With the four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

We'll get some purple hued tailpipes and some thirty inch fins
oh yeah
We'll pound 'em in the dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon
Grease lightning

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning

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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by DeusExMachina » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:49 am

Well, with a little more in-depth analysis, if this is indeed what you meant, then the solution is simple:
get rid of the PI version and get pretty much ANY other version of this song!
I looked through my entire library, and EVERY version I have: EZ, IMPK (UGH!) BL, MM, SC, SF, ZM, and STS ALL use the original 1973 lyrics. The only stand out is the Pioneer version, which uses the "school" version of the track.
HTH.
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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by Karanight » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:31 pm

No no no It's the dumbed down version I want!!! I am a dumbed down person at heart. I have seen some lyrics on the net and I'm thinking of utilising them. All the versions I've got are suitable for under 18's I want a version that a bit raunchy.
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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by DeusExMachina » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:40 am

The lyrics I posted, with references to "tits" and "pussy wagon", are the original lyrics, and are the ones in most versions of the track.

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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by dave » Mon Mar 28, 2016 12:36 pm

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Re: Adult version of Greased Lightning

Post by Goldie-Rawxx » Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:05 am

I've never seen a modified version of "Greased Lightning", but I've seen bawdy versions of "Summer Nights". A search of the 'Net for "summer nights dirty lyrics" will give you some leads.

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